Harry answered, I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too.Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principals office. While Harry waited in the outer office, Ms. Brooks explained to the principle what the situation was. The principle told Ms. Brooks he would give Harry a test. If he failed to answer any of the questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principle: What is 3x3?
Harry: 9
Principle: What is 6x6?
Harry: 36
And so it went with every question the principle thought a 3rd grader should know. The principle looked at Ms. Brooks and says, I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.
Ms. Brooks said to the principle, Let me ask him some questions. T he principle and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks. What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Harry, after a moment: Legs.
Ms. Brooks: What is in your pants that you have, but I do not have?
The principle wondered why would she ask such a question?
Harry replied: Pockets.
Ms. Brooks: What does a dog do that a man steps into?
Harry: Pants.
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a "C" ends with a "T" is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains thin whitish liquid?
Harry: Coconut
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?
The principle's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, Bubblegum.
Ms. Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting, and a dog does on three legs?
Harry: Shake hands.
The principle was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: What word starts with an "F" and ends with a "K" that means lots of heat and excitement?
Harry: Firetruck.
The principle breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher. Put Harry in the 5th grade, I got the last seven questions wrong....





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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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There are two infinite things: the universe and the human stupidity and on the first one I still have doubts - Albert Einstein
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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So much good art................so little time
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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